Finally! Mankind is Putting our Science to Work on Something Worthwhile: Making “House Pet” Sized Carnivorous Jungle Cats! This is where we were meant to take our unprecedented advances in genetic engineering and stem cell research. Why on earth did they waste so much time cloning stupid sheep? We have millions of sheep, more than enough, look at the population of New Zealand. But what we don’t have enough of is genetically engineered tiny pet tigers. Until now. Here are some pics:

Okay, the 1st image is actually just a normal cat, but it’s good for comparison.

If you’re loving these beasts like I am, here is a link for more info. And also, watch the video above! It is a hilarious example of Video Slideshow Technology in the hands of crazed cat fans.

“But Remember, Kids, we can Genetically Alter their Size, but Nothing can Alter their Savage Primordial Rage©“ –I put it on the internet first, folks. When the big box companies come looking for their tagline, you are my witnesses that I had it first (and I put the “circle-C” so it’s legal)!